They Prefer to Be Called, "Little Felines"

Lately it feels as though my cranial fluid has been replaced with gruel. Ergo, I haven't felt inspired to write much hence the lack of blogging. Thankfully, my haze of mental lethargy has temporarily lifted because a sweet muse has encouraged me to put my fingertips to the keypad again. Thank you dear, wondrous Magpie cat, for you have shown me that there is indeed beauty to express in the form of the written word.

This weekend, a friend told me to Google the term "Munchkin Cats." I'm a good girl and did what I was told, little did I know the bevy of amusement that was in store...

This lil' fella looks as though he got caught in the middle of something sneaky. Aw, midget kittens will run the devil bowlegged with their mischief.
Hmmm, this one looks shifty and has a furtive glint in its eye as well. Perhaps it's a characteristic unique to the breed...
Yep. This affirms it. This is a mutant species that is secretly plotting to conquer mankind.
Awwww, secretive or not, that's the cutest friggin' critter I've seen since Gizmo in "Gremlins." They're like little Corgis...
...but with short hair, and, you know...they're, um, cats.

And last but definitely not least, here's a cat that holds the proud title of "Munchkin, The Monster Cat." I think I speak for everyone reading this asinine entry when I say:

Hahahahaha, hee hee hee, ho, ho, ho, ha! Whew, life. Amazing. That thing looks like John Goodman stuffed into a Garfield costume.

Ok, so it wasn't a verbose blog that had any weight or literary value- but it's a start! Ugh, writer's block sucks. I feel like Barton Fink...hey, John Goodman was in that movie...

Here's more cat fun for shits and giggles: