Huh?

It's currently 7:07AM, I just returned from the coffee shop on the corner with my fresh morning brew. Upon returning, my doorman commended me for drinking coffee then proceeded to ask the most bizarre question.

"Dere's coke inside, yes?"

"Uhhhh, no no. Just good old caffeine."

Clearly, he was kidding. Although, I can only handle drug references from my doorman after I've had my 20 oz. of java.