Pure Baby Bliss Air

Sweet, sweet baby Emi. You're four months old. You're developing brilliantly. Your keen awareness of everything, happy-go-lucky attitude, and deep wisdom within your eyes tells me you have something the rest of us don't. Why is it then, when I place you in your exer-saucer, riddled with gadgets and gizmos aplenty, that you instead become transfixed with the air purifier? There's a singing teapot within your arms reach for crying out loud. Yet, a chrome colored box with vents is the only thing that seems to engage you. I mean, you go apeshit over that thing.

Don't get me wrong, I love infants. I think they're splendid, adorable creatures. However, that doesn't alter the fact the Onion headline "Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid," is absolutely true.