Bob and David Hold the Key to My Heart

This is one of the most stellar Mr.Show sketches ever. One time my dad was telling me about the cartoon "H.R. Puffnstuff," by Sid and Marty Kroft. He boiled the synopsis down to this succint description, "That show was aimed at two demographics, children and drug-addled hippies." After having seen the actual show and the Mr.Show parody of it, I can verify my dad's statement. Enjoy!

My Friend Michelle....

...has a really interesting job. She's a spokes-model and is constantly engaged in some bizarre gig in which she's required to parade around in ridiculously fun costumes shilling various products or hosting parties. Last Saturday she had to walk around a Jewish Synagogue working at a Bar Mitzvah dressed like a Vegas Showgirl. Please read about the experience in her finely put words (and yes, pictures) here. I can't look at that picture of her with her Gold Lame wings spread and the "Love Being Jewish!" banner without laughing every single time I look at it. I dare you to try and keep a straight face. What? You couldn't? Didn't think so you big-shot.

Not All Vegans Reek of Patchouli

So I quit eating meat, dairy, and eggs cold turkey and so far I feel as light as a feather and happy as a kitten with a big ole' ball of yarn. It's nice not to take part in the massive consumption of animal products anymore, however, I mainly chose this dietary route for the health perks. I'm still wearing leather and vintage fur damnit.

Big, massive, make-your-eyes-bleed photo blog coming to your computer screen soon. It'll entail my adventures in California over the holidays.